Just when it couldn't possibly go wrong, it goes wrong.
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Random Joke
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY
I feel the following is probably not "Politically Correct" but
it's rather entertaining anyway!
The correct accent should be used when reading them.
| ARTERY | The study of paintings |
| BACTERIA | Back door of a cafeteria |
| BARIUM | What doctors do when patients die |
| BOWEL | A letter like A,E,I,O,U |
| CAESARIAN SECTION | A neighbourhood in Rome |
| CAT SCAN | Searching for a kitty |
| CAUTERISE | Made eye contact with her |
| COMA | A punctuation mark |
| DILATE | To live longer |
| ENEMA | Not a friend |
| FESTER | Quicker |
| FIBULA | A small lie |
| GENITAL | Not a Jew |
| HANGNAIL | Coat hook |
| IMPOTENT | Distinguished - well known |
| LABOUR PAIN | Getting hurt at work |
| MEDICAL STAFF | A doctor's walking stick |
| MORBID | A higher offer |
| NITRATES | Cheaper than day rates |
| NODE | Was aware of |
| OUT PATIENT | A person who has fainted |
| PAP SMEAR | A fatherhood test |
| PELVIS | A cousin of Elvis |
| RECOVERY ROOM | A place to do upholstery |
| RECTUM | Danq near killed 'em |
| SECRETION | Hiding something |
| SEIZURE | Roman Emperor |
| TABLET | A small table |
| TERMINAL ILLNESS | Getting sick at the airport |
| TUMOUR | More than one |
| URINE | opposite of you're out |
| VARICOSE | Nearby |
| VEIN | Conceited |
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