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Random Joke
SPEEDING? A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's licence? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the registration document for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glovebox when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glovebox? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your licence? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration document. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glovebox so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glovebox. Captain: Would you mind opening the boot? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The boot is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too. |