Random Joke

Random Joke

SPEEDING?

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's licence?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration document for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glovebox when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glovebox?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.
Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your licence?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration document.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glovebox so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glovebox.
Captain: Would you mind opening the boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
The boot is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.